Leonardo DiCaprio soaked up some Coachella a few days ago, and he did his best to go unnoticed.
TMZ posted video Saturday of the star actor at the super popular music festival. He was apparently spending some time with model Camila Morrone, but I’m not sure anybody standing around would have recognized him. (SLIDESHOW: These Women On Instagram Hate Wearing Clothes)
The dude was dressed like he had just knocked off some terrorist financier during a meeting in Sicily and trying to evade capture as he crossed the border. (SLIDESHOW: 142 Times Josephine Skriver Barely Wore Anything)
He was rocking shades, a hoodie and legit looked like your average dude walking around a grocery store in Nebraska after having a little too much to drink. (SLIDESHOW: 71 Times Samantha Hoopes Stripped Down)
Imagine being one of the most famous people on the planet and having to dress like this to go out in public without being noticed. What’s the point? I thought the whole idea behind being DiCaprio or somebody in his shoes was to just have women throw themselves at you. (SLIDESHOW: This Blonde Bombshell Might Be The Hottest Model On The Internet)
Sure, he’s there with one smoke, but why stop there?
Then again, maybe he just wants to enjoy the music and not get noticed. Although, if that were truly the case, then he could just listen to his Spotify at home. (SLIDESHOW: 60 Times Abigail Ratchford Wore Almost Nothing)
The fact he showed up at all is probably a good sign that he wants to party. Might as well cut loose. It’s Coachella. It’s a judgment-free zone.
Finally, you know you’re crushing life when you can get pretty much any woman you want and you still dress incognito to go unnoticed.
Is there a point when getting women just wears you to the point of exhaustion and not doing it anymore?
I certainly hope not, because then what have I been taking over the internet for?
Keep crushing it, Leo. You’re a modern-day hero, even if you dress like a CIA hitman.