Quote of the Day:

“Pay attention to the way various outlets are summarizing the life of Doris Day. It will tell you everything you need to know about them.” 

— Lyndsey Fifield, digital, Heritage Foundation.

Mood: “Someday I’m going to start a deodorant charity for people in the Middle East.” — Pardes Seleh, has written for Mediaite, ex-scriptwriter at Fox News.

NBC affiliate in Raleigh interviews ex-Sen. John Edwards 

WRAL recently sat down with ex-Sen. John Edwards (D-N.C.). The gist of the interview is that Edwards, 65, is making a comeback after a sex scandal destroyed his 2008 presidential campaign. He has partnered up and is running a personal injury law firm. The story says he has “quietly” resumed his legal career.

His campaign disintegrated after news surfaced that he had fathered a child with his campaign filmmaker, Reille Hunter, while his wife, Elizabeth Edwards, was dying of cancer. He also got in hot water for a few $400 haircuts, but he later repaid his campaign. The National Enquirer published news of the affair in October, 2007. Edward said the report was totally “made up.”

Edwards initially denied being the baby girl’s father. In January, 2008, Edwards suspended his presidential campaign. He ultimately admitted to the affair in August, 2008. He maintained, however, that some of the details in the National Enquirer story were wrong.

In 2010, he admitted the child was his.

“I think what I always wanted to do was big cases in a courtroom,” Edwards told WRAL. “I love being in a courtroom.”

Edwards is working with his daughter, Cate Edwards, which he says he enjoys.

His legal business partner is David Kirby, said Edwards can feel your pain. He sang Edwards’ praises, saying, “If you’re someone who has had something bad happen to you, you can’t have a better champion for your rights than John.”

Congresswoman dares you to mess with her 

“Policing my words, twisting & turning them to ignite vile attacks on me will not work. All of you who are trying to silence me will fail miserably. I will never allow you to take my words out of context to push your racist and hateful agenda. The truth will always win.” — Rep. Rashida Tlaib (D-Mich.).

Ex-President Bill Clinton accuser Juanita Broaddrick cracked, “We don’t have to twist OR turn your words. They stand alone in their disgusting hate for what America stands for.” (RELATED: Broaddrick Calls Van Susteren An Imbecile)

Mika has Twitter orgasm over Buttigieg’s blast on Trump 

After Trump called Mayor Pete Buttigieg “Alfred E. Newman,” the presidential hopeful called Trump old.

FNC producer wanted help with Mother’s Day 

“Please remember to call my mother tomorrow.” — Pat Ward, producer, Fox News Sunday.

Senator has new spin on MAGA 

“Kamala Harris is absolutely right. President Trump isn’t trying to make America great, he’s trying to make America hate. When you have a president who traffics in hate, people will follow his lead. We need a leader who will unite us, not divide us.” — Jeff Merkley (D-Oregon).

Journos dine over the weekend 

“So @RonaldBailey (and his lovely wife) came over for dinner tonight. Ron is not a dog person, but Zoë and Pippa loved him anyway. Alas I’m prohibited from tweeting the pictures.” — Jonah Goldberg, NationalReviewOnline. Ronald Bailey writes for Reason Mag.

Travel Bitches 

“Omfg people are outraged at ⁦‪@unsuckdcmetro‬⁩ for mocking WMATA for allowing an employee to eat on the train. Almost like rules should apply to everyone? MEANWHILE… Metro Police Reviewing Arrest Of Teen For Bringing Lollipop And Chips Into Station.” — Shoshana Weissman, R Street Institute’s digital media manager.

“I’d be happier if Metro police were around on Friday when there was a guy yelling at everyone who got on the train, forcing people to move away which didn’t stop him from lecturing the invisible person next to him. I can deal with someone eating a lollipop.” — Jay Caruso, deputy editor, Washington Examiner Mag.

Journo is absolutely not on an ‘anorexia’ fast

“I’m trying to lose some weight so I haven’t had like a ‘meal’ in a few days but I’m also not doing an anorexia fast (which I have done in the past) because I’m not in a total self-harm mode. But the conclusion I’ve reached is that it is actually harder to do this shallow end shit.” — Ben Dreyfuss, editorial director, Mother Jones. “Like, once you get past the first few days of an anorexia fast, it’s ok. But this whole ‘not eating meals’ thing is giving me hunger pains to die with.”

The Federalist contributor wants prayers for wife’s back 

(And the laundry…)

“The wife threw her back out. I hate doing this, but I’d appreciate any prayers you could send our way cause there are clothes in the dryer.” — Jesse Kelly, senior contributor, The Federalist.

Gossip Roundup:

Authorities arrive at a San Francisco journalist’s home. Here.

A reporter walks into a bar: “Like imagine being at a bar hitting on someone and being like ‘look I’m gonna donate to this labor reporter here.'” — Mike Elk, labor reporter and founder of Payday Report. Politico fired him in BLANK year and gave him $70,000 on his way out the door. (RELATED: Reporter Yells In Washington Examiner Writer’s Face)

Stormy Daniels tells follower to ‘be best’: “The most disturbing and truly sad part about your tweet is that you think being ‘married to a billionaire’ makes a woman somehow better. Is that what you’ll teach your daughters about how to measure their self worth. That is by far more disgusting than I could ever be. #bebest”  The follower has since deleted her tweet that pushed a narrative that Melania is better than Stormy because she landed a billionaire.

Actress/activist Alyssa Milano calls for sex strike. Here.

Soledad O’Brien recently weighed in on Mark Halperin‘s so-called return to journalism. “I don’t like his journalism. But more than that I don’t like his harassment. There’s no rule that says you return to your job after 18 months: ‘CNN ran a second story revealing that the number of women accusing Halperin of misconduct had grown to ‘at least a dozen.’”

Kamala’s husband praises her for cooking Jerk Chicken marinade

⁦My wonderful wife ⁦@KamalaHarris⁩ rushing home between LA events to prepare Jerk Chicken marinade for our Mothers Day feast Tmw. ????❤️ pic.twitter.com/BWvwbhFrXf

— Douglas Emhoff (@douglasemhoff) May 12, 2019

Clarification: The Mirror has been informed that Pardes Seleh no longer writes for Mediaite. The above has been changed to reflect that.