A video of an alligator on a golf course has gone viral.
In a video posted on Twitter by Barstool Sports, which has been viewed more than 100,000 times since Sunday night, a beast of a gator can be seen casually strolling around the course. (SLIDESHOW: These Women On Instagram Hate Wearing Clothes)
I’m not talking about a gator that’s a couple feet long. I’m talking about one that looks like it just crawled straight out of hell. (SLIDESHOW: 142 Times Josephine Skriver Barely Wore Anything)
Watch the unreal video below.
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) August 4, 2019
You know what you do in a situation like this? You load up like it’s the start of “Red Dawn” and you send that prehistoric creature to the afterlife. (SLIDESHOW: 71 Times Samantha Hoopes Stripped Down)
I’m sure PETA doesn’t want to hear that, but I don’t care. My job is to keep civilians on the golf course alive. If that gator wanted to, it could saw a man in half with one bite. (SLIDESHOW: This Blonde Bombshell Might Be The Hottest Model On The Internet)
I’m not taking any chances. I’d rather have a dead alligator on my hands than a dead golfer.
Now, I know people say alligators walk around all the time on golf courses without any issues. That might be true.
It very well could be true, but it only takes one instance to cause a massacre. Do you really want to wake up and read about an alligator killing your local foursome on the 14th hole?
Didn’t think so.
Hate to do it! Hate to do it, but we don’t have a choice!