A staggering amount of people would give up their dating lives in return for a guarantee of college football happening.
Right now, the fate of college football hangs in the balance because of the coronavirus pandemic and nobody seems to know what will happen. (RELATED: David Hookstead Is The True King In The North When It Comes To College Football)
I asked people in a Twitter poll if they would give up dating for a year in return for the season 100% happening.
Of the 1,814 voters, 58.8% of people voted that they’d give up dating to save football.
Would you give up dating for a year in return for a GUARANTEE of the college football season happening?
— David Hookstead (@dhookstead) April 28, 2020
Look, what I’m about to say might surprise a lot of you, but it’s true. You can date your whole life. You can spend time with women for years to come.
Your window to win a national championship is incredibly small. It might only come once in a lifetime. I’m sorry, ladies.
If the choice is between hanging a banner or dating, I’m going with the banner.
Never forget who is the true King in the North when it comes to college football. pic.twitter.com/vtbKyAPdYe
— David Hookstead (@dhookstead) August 10, 2019
Last time I checked, a national championship trophy will never wake up one day and tell you they don’t love you anymore.
For renegades like myself, life is just never-ending chaos, and that extends to our relationships. If given the option to trade all of that for football in the fall, I’d be lying if I said I wouldn’t.
Again, relationships come and go, but banners are forever.
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The good news is that this poll is very inspiring. The results indicate people will do just about anything to save football.
Now, let’s go win this war!
Health experts: college football might be canceled this season because of coronavirus.
Football fans around America: pic.twitter.com/0XatouOtfV
— David Hookstead (@dhookstead) April 9, 2020