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Porn Star Mary Carey Is Running For Governor Of California

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David Hookstead Sports And Entertainment Editor
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Porn star Mary Carey wants to take California Gov. Gavin Newsom’s job.

According to Fox26News, the adult film star has announced that she’s running for governor against Newsom if the recall effort actually makes it to the ballot. (SLIDESHOW: These Women On Instagram Hate Wearing Clothes)

She previously ran in 2003 and finished 10th in voting. (SLIDESHOW: 142 Times Josephine Skriver Barely Wore Anything)

 

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As a very serious journalist, I hopped over to her campaign website, and it’s something to behold. She wrote, “I’m getting ready to take another shot at the California Gubernatorial Seat!! Political Strategy is in the works… Any and all support to fight the big political parties will help save our state! Finally a politician you want to be screwed by!!!” (SLIDESHOW: 71 Times Samantha Hoopes Stripped Down)

 

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At this point, how much worse can California even get? In my own humble personal opinion, it’s among the last places in America I’d want to live. (SLIDESHOW: This Blonde Bombshell Might Be The Hottest Model On The Internet)

I’ve only visited it a few times, but I’ve never been impressed. Now, Newsom is facing a recall effort over his handling of the coronavirus pandemic, and a porn star wants his job. (SLIDESHOW: 60 Times Abigail Ratchford Wore Almost Nothing)

As someone who knows a lot of porn stars (let’s not make a big deal out of it), they’re pretty business savvy. You might be surprised by what she could accomplish.

What do you have to lose California? Just roll with it and embrace the carnage!