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Um … Why Was This Philadelphia Eagles Staffer Wearing An Alleged Thong?

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During third quarter action of the 'Sunday Night Football' contest between the Cowboys and Eagles, a staffer for the latter was seen wearing an alleged thong. [Twitter/Screenshot/Public — @Ohdoctah]

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Andrew Powell Sports and Entertainment Blogger
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Why am I not surprised this is coming out of Philadelphia?

During third quarter action of the “Sunday Night Football” contest (and NFC East rivalry game at that) between the Dallas Cowboys and Philadelphia Eagles, a staffer for the latter was seen wearing an alleged thong after getting off the ground from a fall — and it was red, making this story so much better.

And though it’s very, very, very, very, VERY suspect of this guy and representative of both the city of Philadelphia and Eagles franchise, it must also be a lucky thong, allegedly of course.

Quite frankly, the 8-1* Refereeagles should have lost that game, but three fumble recoveries later, Jalen Hurts’ knee decided to stay in place after a Cowboy nearly ended his season. Dallas then blew it in clutch time after moving 50 yards down the field in 15 seconds … So Philly managed to pull it out.

Yep, definitely a lucky red thong — allegedly.

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As we all know, we live on quite the degenerate planet, but at least this degeneracy brings some luck.

I could sit here and use this as an opportunity to trash Philly (even though I’ve already taken a jab or two), or continue to rant about the Refereeagles while pointing at this thong, but I actually have to give them a little props here for their incredible passion for sports … to the point where they feel the need to wear an alleged red thong for luck … because I guess that’s what happens when there isn’t crap else to do in your city. (RELATED: Buffalo Bills’ Damar Hamlin Caught On Video Doing Some Outright Nasty Ish … Or Have We All Been There?)

Sorry, I couldn’t help myself.