Patrick Mahomes May Win Another Super Bowl, But He’s Destined To Lose At Home


Robert McGreevy Contributor
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Superstar Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes will be looking for his third Super Bowl win on Sunday but he’s already taken one massive L this week.

Brittany Mahomes, Patrick’s spouse and mother to his two children, was recently announced as a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model in a video that showed her wearing a bikini that covered roughly four percent of her body.

The skimpy shoot showcased all the goods, essentially showing the world her entire ass in an effort, according to SI Swimsuit’s Editor MJ Day, to “continue to empower women worldwide.” (RELATED: Britanny Mahomes Takes Spotlight In Skimpy Swimsuit For Sports Illustrated Photo Shoot)

Right, because there’s nothing more empowering than selling your body for a near-defunct brand and parading your naked self on social media the same week your husband plays the biggest game of his life.

Watch the photoshoot: 

Makes me wonder, how does 15 feel about this? The mild-mannered and supportive husband has been a staunch defender of his wife, calling her detractors weird when they criticize her for her cringeworthy TikToks and seemingly burning desire to become a C-list star.

As if visions of Nick Bosa and Chase Young taking his head off aren’t enough to keep him up at night, Mahomes now has to worry about hordes of online perverts laying their eyes on the butt crack of the mother of his children.

Juxtapose Brittany’s skankery with that of her game-watching partner Taylor Swift, who is so not a hoe that internet cretins had to resort to deepfaking explicit images of her to see her naked, according to Billboard. That most certainly will not be a problem for Brittany.

Unfortunately for Patrick, it seems like the Brittany worldwide fame tour is just getting started. The Sports Illustrated announcement served as a teaser for the 2024 issue which is set to be released in May, according to SI.

Her desperate need to be seen is pretty embarrassing. She’s constantly posting TikToks doing the latest viral dance trends or screaming in the Chiefs booth.

All this despite the fact that her husband has the biggest contract in NFL history by a wide margin. She doesn’t need to do this. She doesn’t have to showcase her cheeks on the world wide web like a common street harlet. But here we are.

To Patrick all I can say is good luck. The pair are high school sweethearts so he’s obviously well versed in dealing with a hysterical woman. For my mind, he’s too rich to be dealing with this shit.