TheDC Morning: Europe longs to be like America
We all know that deep down, no matter how much they protest it, Europeans really want to be like Americans
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TheDC Morning: Gabriel Gomez won't need to pee when he's in D.C.
Does Gomez have the type of bladder America needs in Washington?
TheDC Morning: The oversight joke
'In the last year, how many requests for a warrant has the FISA court rejected? Zero'
TheDC Morning: No, poverty doesn’t spur terrorism
TheDC's David Martosko reports that the Washington Post got some facts wrong
TheDC Morning: Is Mitt Romney clock-blocking Obama?
George Will thinks Romney is hoping to stand aside and let the president self-destruct. He also thinks it's a bad strategy.
TheDC Morning: Iran's vaunted sandwich brigade threatens the US
Gen. Salami tries to strike cold-cut fear into the hearts of Americans
TheDC Morning: Divulge-Mitt
It could have serious Romneyfications
TheDC Morning: Gingrich uses logic, reason in debate
No wonder the left is even angrier than usual this morning
TheDC Morning: Newsweek finally gives up on you
No more chances, you idiots
TheDC Morning: Newt alors!
How you say... Hail Mary pass?
TheDC Morning: Dems defend voting rights of the dead
But of corpse...
TheDC Morning: Romney takes nomination for granite
While the other candidates suffer igneous defeat
TheDC Morning: The Daley Show cancelled
And now, your moment of sayonara
TheDC Morning: Cordray owerlesspay
Owerpay abgray? Oopswhay!
TheDC Morning: Goodbye Constitution, hello Obamastitution
TheDC Morning: Eight is enough for Romney
A win is a win, right?
TheDC Morning: Debbie Does Caucus
Get it?
TheDC Morning: Merry Christmas, Attorney General Eric Holder
And a Happy New Career
TheDC Morning: Eric Holder hopes Santa doesn't check his list twice this year
Gonna find out
TheDC Morning: Merry [CENSORED] and Happy [CENSORED]
Or, if you're [CENSORED], Happy [CENSORED]