And now for the dumbest part of our week…
File under severely boring confessional
5. “Today would be a great day to make chili—if it WERE’NT TOO DAMN COLD TO GO OUT FOR INGREDIENTS!” — Washingtonian‘s Ben Freed.
This guy is not only NOT a weatherman, but why does anyone care what effect a few inches of snow had on his neighborhood?
4. “Sidewalks in my part of Del Ray: Pretty good. Wish I could say the same about the roads!” — Washingtonian’s Andrew “Dijon” Beaujon.
Blah blah blah…
3. “I want all you people staying in tonight because it is cold to know I am disappointed in you.” — Mother Jones‘ Nick Baumann.
An odd and unnecessary admission
2. “I love cold applesauce.” — online talk show host Larry King, who actually sounds more interesting than any of the other idiots on this list.
Chair dwarfs NYT reporter
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1. “This chair is big.” (See chair above.)