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A Bunch Of My Tweets About How College Students Are Garbage

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Nobody’s gravestone is ever going to say “Wish I Woulda Spent More Time Tweetin’.” But as long as I’m a hopeless Twitter addict, and I’ve already used it to say what I want to say about the lunacy sweeping college campuses this week, I may as well collect it all here. Plus, I will never get tired of the phrase “poop swastika.”

Enjoy! Or don’t. Either way is fine.

Do you think maybe I tweet too much? I think maybe I tweet too much…