Breitbart News‘s fun-sounding Hawaiian Luau has been landlocked.
The right-wing site associated with President Trump‘s chief strategist and Reince Priebus BFF Steve Bannon will not be in Titanic mode Friday night since they’re staying safely docked.
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Since when does Breitbart play it safe?
Hawaiian attire is still encouraged.
But the news is a bit of a downer.
“One, it leaves from National Harbor, which is a hike to get there if you’re not going to CPAC already,” remarked a reporter who is planning to attend the event. “And two, it’s not really a cruise anymore. It’s a stationary drinking event.”