A new study is bad news for fans of chicken wings and hotdogs.
According to a study conducted by Katerina Stylianou at the University of Michigan, eating a serving of chicken wings shortens your life by 3.3 minutes. (RELATED: David Hookstead Is The True King In The North When It Comes To College Football)
For fans of hotdogs, every single one eaten with a bun shortens your life by more than half an hour.
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On the other side of the coin, salted peanuts, baked salmon and rice with beans could all add time to your life.
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Honestly, this will do nothing to stop me from eating chicken wings. I already don’t eat hot dogs, but this won’t move the needle for me at all on the wings front.
If I die because I ate too many chicken wings, then just know that I went out smiling. Seriously, if I die over a plate of chicken wings, then know that I died doing what I love.
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Am I seriously supposed to care about losing 3.3 minutes of my life because I’m eating wings? The answer is a hard no.
The only thing I’m thinking about when eating wings is when I’m going to order another round of food and cold beer.
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If you told me that I could live to 100 but never eat wings or live to 50 and eat all the wings I want, you better believe I’m choosing the latter.
I’m choosing the latter every single day of the week.
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Fire up the grill because I’m feeling hungry!