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‘This Is A Wellness Check’: Paige Spiranac Hilariously Warns That Joe Burrow Is Out Here Stealing Girlfriends

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Paige Spiranac issues a warning that stemmed from last year's Super Bowl: It's Joe Burrow season, and he's out to steal your girlfriend. [Twitter/Screenshot/Public — User: @PointsBetUSA] (Photo by Dylan Buell/Getty Images)

[Twitter/Screenshot/Public — User: @PointsBetUSA] (Photo by Dylan Buell/Getty Images)

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Joe Burrow is one of the coolest mother (bleepers) alive, and Paige Spiranac agrees.

The Cincinnati Bengals took out the Buffalo Bills Jan. 22 in the AFC Divisional Playoffs to advance to the conference championship game, and just like last year’s playoffs, the hype is massively real around quarterback Joe Burrow. In fact, it’s so real that it has golf influencer Paige Spiranac issuing warnings about men’s girlfriends being stolen by the 26-year-old.

“This is a wellness check. I just want to make sure everything is alright since Joe Burrow has stolen your girls, and you’re probably like, ‘Paige, my girl would never,’” said Spiranac in a Twitter video.

Paige then went into different warning signs that men should pay attention for to see if their girlfriends have fallen in love with the Cincinnati quarterback. Some of the tip-offs, according to Spiranac, are: she starts wearing a ton of orange and black, nine suddenly becomes her favorite number and her Google search is completely full of random searches about Burrow.

Paige Spiranac is absolutely on point here.

I remember last year around this time when Joe Burrow and the Cincinnati Bengals took out the Kansas City Chiefs to win the AFC Championship and advance to the Super Bowl. Dude, those whole two weeks in between games I was going on about how Joe Burrow is a G and a mac and basically one of the coolest people on the planet — and that’s because he is. Quite frankly, I have a man crush on the guy.

With him being a mac in particular, Spiranac isn’t the first who has said this. This was a big part of sports meme culture throughout that two-week layover to the Super Bowl, and not only did it stem from him winning, but it stemmed from the man outright swaggin’ out. (RELATED: Listen To Tom Brady Drop Multiple F-Bombs After Getting Irritated At Question About His Future)

Just check out the drip:

The man is even out here swaggin’ out in Seinfeld sweatpants — you can’t deny this greatness.

Seriously though, this dude is cool as (bleep):

And clearly can take anybody’s girlfriend.

Good luck, fellas, because it’s Joe Burrow season.

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