Designer Isabel Mastache Unveils Penis Trousers on Madrid Runway

(Newser) – The well-dressed metrosexual looking for a little something extra can now scoop up a pair of pants with a cloth penis and scrotum stitched to the crotch. The unusual accoutrement, paraded on the Madrid runway thanks to designer Isabel Mastache, isn’t for everyone, of course. As Queerty’s fashion reviewer declares: “Three words. Do not want.”