Apparently the party started because sex, God and power doesn't belong just to heterosexuals
'These findings are very disturbing'
'The two nuts who recently breached Obama's White House security? They're named Ortega and Gonzales.'
All the king's horses and all the king's men won't cover this one up
Group says parental consent for minors 'flatly unconstitutional'
Is John Hickenlooper on the ropes?
And neither does Paris Hilton's
'There's going to a price war coming. It's inevitable'
So much for transparency
Added food costs to schools set to triple this year
Louisiana receives high marks
Court says feds can take 100 percent of Fannie, Freddie profits
'I could've been re-elected if I'd taken military action against Iran'
Has used wheelchair and walker since June wreck
Warhead disassembly delayed to defend 'against earthbound asteroids'
She gets a week-long ban
Green can still be very, very mean
And $385,000 For The ACLU!
'At least two documented incidents like this have occurred in the recent past'
Don't blame the messenger!
The NFL is 'one big Ru-Ru tribe'
'This has opened up this huge can of worms'
Now it's debated whether it constitutes an exercise
Why I smiled when I heard he got arrested this week
The zombie killer says they better be funny
Iraq war-hating Minnesota Senator now loves war in Iraq
They're basically besties
There could be another reason your kids look like your ex
'I've always been well received. They've always been kind to me'
Oh, it's his favorite subject: himself
The president has the authority to exclude potential disease carriers
Democrat walking environmental tightrope
Members of international hacking ring charged with more than $100 million in intellectual property theft
'We really should not underestimate the transmissibility of this'
'The Woods Jupiter: Sports and Dining Club'
'information was not fully communicated'
'A reflection of Goddard's individualized and transformational educational model'
Rage Against The Cuisine: Tom Morello Blasts Seattle Cafe For Making Him Wait In Line Like A Commoner
Boor on parade
A word of advice: Less TV hits, more Tempur-Pedic pillows
'I would like to see him run again'
Eric Holder: It's 'Worrisome' That Apple And Google Are 'Thwarting' Law Enforcement By Encrypting User Data
'Recent technological advances have the potential to greatly embolden online criminals'
Ridley: It will be 'f***ing huge'
'I don't believe you can legislate evil out of the hearts of men'
What a bunch of silly teabaggers
'What I'm not willing to reconsider is decriminalization'
Says bye-bye to pants
'In pursuit of free bandwidth, people are prepared to do anything'
For today's edition of 'President Obama Not Taking Responsibility'
Matthew McConaughey finds a planet with waves as high as mountains
'Advanced Targeting Pod' captures precision attack
And Jennifer Aniston with a sex addiction
New life for potential Supreme Court decision?
'Well that's awkward'