Allahpundit brings us Christmas in April:
“Articulation”? Who wrote this ad copy, Joe Biden?
It’s like they reached in and plucked this thing right out of Andrew Sullivan’s dreams. Another nice feature is that you pull the string in its back and it says things that are demonstrably and empirically untrue. Then you do the same with the Frank Rich doll and it calls you a racist for noticing.
You can buy one here. It’s only $42.99, or roughly 10 cents per broken promise.