Via Moe Lane, via Dan Collins:
What, is that jacket made of bamboo? That’s the only thing these furry vermin care about.
I take back what I said about pandas being lazy. They can get motivated if it means doing something bad. Imagine if any other kind of animal had done that. It would’ve been put down. But noooo, pandas are so cute. And endangered! Yeah, well, there’s a good reason for that. Feh. Go away, pandas. Just go away.