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Seth MacFarlane is alive because he missed his flight on 9/11

True fact. He would’ve been on American Flight 11 except he was all partied out. And thank goodness he was too hung over that morning to get to the airport on time, or we’d have missed out on the past decade of such ribtickling comedy as last night’s episode of Family Guy. Here’s the super-hilarious part, as recounted by Mediaite:

On a search to find the source of all dirty jokes (which eventually leads them to Virginia) Peter, Quagmire, and Joe pass through Washington, DC where they see the Washington Monument, the Obama Monument (it’s black) and the Vietnam Veterans Memorial. This is the part that is going to ruffle some feathers. Standing in front of the Memorial are two Vietnam Vets and a Vietnamese man who calls the Memorial a “scoreboard” and says “aw, what happened to your friends? Hey I know that guy, I killed him, he cried like a bitch. Vietnam! Undefeated!”


It’s about time somebody took those Vietnam vets to task. They’ve gotten a free ride for way too long. Somebody had to take them down a peg, and MacFarlane, who is really funny and not at all a terrible human being, is just the guy to do it.

Hey, here’s another good one: It’s too bad Seth MacFarlane didn’t die horribly in the worst terrorist attack in U.S. history! LOL! See what I did there? Come on, laugh!

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  • winewife

    I don’t care for this particular portion of this show but, come on, the Star Trek TNG one was pure TV poetry! Hello? Anyone out there? OK, I guess the cheese stands alone…

  • philipjames

    Thats too bad because a piece of crap like Seth should have been vaporized that day… guy is a scum ball, but contrary to popular thinking, the reason he is on FOX is because that network is also a huge money grubbing enterprise. FOX has successfully milked the media market for all its worth by playing up the right wing side against the left and liberals. If you think that it is all about conservatives at FOX, think again. Witness Wanda Sykes, a despicable left wing liberal hater and racist who has a show on FOX… anything to make money. It also explains why they have this crap cartoon show that dumps filth on conservatives and religions… except Muslims and Islam of course because an Arab muslim owns a big chunk of the stock… as a matter of fact, one of FOX’s parent’s largest shareholders is a wealthy Saudi, Prince Alwaleed bin Talal.. how’s that for you? Yes, FOX, the conservative network. What a bunch of crap.

    • secularzone

      Wow, where to start with you? I’m not defending Seth Macfarlane, as a retired Marine, I find it offensive.
      But you rant on as if you have some right to not be offended, you don’t. And why are you surprised that Fox is really about the money? Do you feel slighted? Wanda Sykes is a “despicable left wing hate monger racist”? Really? Was it something she said? And if so, what does that make all the right wingers that use the term “nazi” to the point that it has become a cliche? Christianity is fair game for ridicule as it is the dominant religion in this country, but don’t fret, I will still draw Muhammad on May 20th.
      Put the seashells in your ears and go back to sleep.
      Semper Fi

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