Because my mind won’t accept it. I don’t care if it’s coming from a source as unimpeachable as Star Magazine, I’m simply not buying it. I mean, just look at this:
No. No. No no no. No. Nein. Non. לא. 号. Nej. Нет. Rhif. नहीं. Ne. A thousand times ghobe’.
It did not happen, it could not have happened, there is no way it happened. No. No. No.
No.
Okay, maybe.
Wait. No!