The Daily Caller

The Daily Caller

Romney v. Palin: When business gets personal

As I type this, I am watching former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee on “The Wendy Williams Show” talking about his impending talk show on Fox and am reminded, not for the first time, that quite a few presidential candidates function as if they never expected or even wanted to be president in the first place. They ran to gain a media platform. But few have done so as brazenly as Huckabee, who typically ended his homespun stump homilies with pedestrian pluckings of his bass guitar.

Huckabee’s ultimate role in the 2008 race was to assist in the splintering of evangelicals away from Mitt Romney, who worked as hard as any candidate in the modern era to assure his nomination through securing the support of Republican Party insiders. Nothing wrong with Romney — he ran a textbook, if Stepford Candidate, campaign, and if it hadn’t been for an almost suspicious looking groundswell against him in the Miami-Dade area, Mitt may have won Florida and go on to win the Republican nomination. Not that he would have done anything more than McCain, but he could’ve won. If only.

If only Republican primary voters could bring themselves, in certain areas, to vote for a Mormon candidate. If only Romney had anything resembling the “common touch.” Those who remember his visit to Jacksonville for an MLK Day parade, where he attempted to lead a crowd of people in a chant of “Who Let the Dogs Out? Who? Who?”, know too well that Romney’s presentation was that of a genuine throwback, as unabashedly patrician and “elitist” as George H.W. Bush in 1980. He broke a cardinal rule of retail politics: never let the people believe you are superior to them. Americans don’t vote for role models anymore. They vote for people with whom they identify.

Which is where Sarah Palin comes in. From the moment she was picked for Veep by the McCain campaign, Palin provoked extreme responses — love, hate, but never indifference. Not so much for her ideology or her policy stands, which didn’t go much deeper than “Drill Baby Drill,” then or now; but for her persona, her shtick, her gimmick. Conservative women seemed to identify with her. Conservative men, in a few cases, saw her as the ultimate; a stateside Thatcher with sex appeal. And those on the left? They have vilified her from the moment she took the national stage. And they won’t stop until she’s gone.

If there were a way to fuse Romney’s competence with Sarah Palin’s shtick, the Republicans would have the ultimate candidate — a game changer, like Candidate Obama was for the Dems (Never mind that President Obama, for the Dems, has been a game loser — that is a subject for another time). As it is though, both Romney and Palin want the nomination, and their advisers and confidantes function as if the White House can’t be won without one of the candidates obliterating the other.