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The last of the Mohegans – Casino

In 1978 the Shinnecock Indian Nation applied to be recognized by the Federal Government; the same year Roman Polanski skipped bail on rape charges. They are now getting some finality on both, so as you can see, the Feds are working through their inbox quite briskly.

As I remember history, the Native Americans lost this country when they did not heed the warning of an Arizona tribe about immigration. U.S. authorities estimate 15 million illegal immigrants are here now, but if you ask the Shinnecock Indians, that number is more like 310 million.

The Shinnecocks applied for federal recognition to “preserve ancient grounds,” but their ulterior motive is to build casinos in the Hamptons outside of New York City. To do so, they will have to deal with the more traditional area tribes who like to control the vices up there, most notable the Gambino’s, Greenbaum’s, Gotti’s and Governor David Paterson’s office.

The ritzy Hamptons live with the fear that if the casinos come they will bring something they also left New York to escape: Donald Trump. Trump will now scheme to bring his own special brand of tacky all over that venerable refuge.

White people make a show of supporting Native Americans much as they did Barack Obama—to avoid any accusations of racism. Society is too willing to give both anything, whether they deserve it or not to alleviate the guilt society places on us. We send our kids to private schools to avoid the low test scores of the “diverse” schools, but spend an awful lot of guilt time talking of our love of “diversity”—and that time they gave that Haitian guy money at the stoplight.

Liberal yuppies always seek wisdom from Native American traditions as it is presumed that any other culture is wiser, deeper and more spiritual than their own, especially if it is oddly mystic. Too they know any hint of Native American blood in them can get them into Harvard with an 850 SAT score.

Government, fond of patting itself on the back for social justice and for being the moral authority, likes to wet its beak in all aspects of vice. New York now taxes cigarettes at $11 a pack (not including the Feds take), it rakes in an inordinate amount of alcohol sales, runs the numbers in the form of state lotteries, and probably only has a “war on drugs” because it cannot figure a way to muscle a cut of that underground business. Government lost money in prostitution too when it took the Mustang Ranch. Only our government could lose money selling hookers and booze with a zero cost basis.

Gambling and the lottery are important since they are also many Americans’ retirement plan. Democrats should get their message of “Hope” out there to the Native Americans; based on their past entitlement agenda, the best way to get their new message out is with posters at local liquor stores.

The way we settle with the Native Americans is like an awful parent giving his kids booze, cigarettes and a gambling addiction to make it up to them.

  • marlynmonkey

    Ron Hart is quickly becoming my favorite writer. You can learn something each week and laugh at the same time. Smart intellectuals always appeal to me.

    Funny how once a down troddened class is acknowledged, they never seem to pull themselves out of that trap. I guess they have a perpetual excuse for all short-comings for life.

    Well done column!

  • CalTrillen

    Hey tushchomoa, don’t knock “carnage, murder and theft” till you have tried it.

    Hart is a great comedy op-ed writer, I heard him on the Dana Show the other day. I am pretty sure he gets it better than your biased view of what you guys are entitled to…..good luck with that.

  • tuschkahouma

    carpediem in texas with your state’s history of carnage, murder and theft
    of tribal lands starting with Mirabeau Lamar and the expulsion of the Cherokees from Texas in 1839, you have such moral ground to stand on.
    From memory, I can count almost sixty tribes and nations that used to call Texas home. Who remains?, the Alabama Coushatta, the Tigua, and the Kickapoo
    peoples. Texas comes from the Caddo word for friend “Tejas” too bad the caucasians with the exception of Sam Houston weren’t better friends
    to tribal peoples. Ironically, the legal precent and opinion in federal
    court that supported the Shinnecocks as a tribal entity a couple of years
    ago came from the Montoya Supreme Court Case in 1901 which happened in your neighboring state of New Mexico. Most times that I read stuff this misinformed I don’t need to look at the picture to know the ethnicity
    of the author, however when they attach themselves to an article this uniformed I guess it is like the fish in the barrel.

  • carpediemtexas

    Nice try Native Americans and liberals, I checked that fact and Hart is dead on. The rest, your notion that you all are entitled to constant special favors from government has grown tired.

    Man up folks, Hart is the best at op-ed humor and get used to it. Humor cuts both ways.

    And tuschkohoma, good call. What you do, look at his picture to determine he was white? Great research.

  • mediasteve

    Dear Ron: If you had done a shred of research you would have a shred of credibility. The Shinnecock applied for federal recognition at least a decade before the concept of Indian casinos ever saw the light of day in the United States. They did it for the federal benefits that accrue to federally recognized tribes. And they got recognized despite the overwhelming odds that were stacked against them by Congress when it wrote the Indian Gaming Regulatory Act, which was fueled by lobbyists trying to protect Las Vegas non-Indian gaming interests.

  • gringott

    Hey, Southern Plains, go back to Asia where the Indians came from! It’s as stupid as your arguement. Please. Everybody came from somewhere sometime. I’ve been on the reservations. A few good people, a lot of wasted lives. And I personally am good with Indian casinos and cigarette sales. More power to them.

  • tuschkahouma

    as this writer sounds like an uneducated caucasian needing a history lesson;
    here’s the lesson; before Hudson, Stuyvesant, and Kieft, there were the Corchaug, Canarsee, Esopus, Haverstraw, Housatonic, Hackensack, Jamaica,
    Montauk, Massepequa, Manhasset, Merrick, Matinecock, Nissquog, Nyack,
    Poosepatuck, Patchogue, Ramapaugh, Rankokas, Raritan, Rockaway, Seconke,
    Siwinoy, Setauket, Tappan, and Wappinger indigenous peoples. In 2010,
    there are still Shinnecock, Poosapatuck, and Montauk peoples on Long Island. Two of these tribes have had state reservations since the 1700′s. In 1859, railroads and rich people stole lands from the Shinnecock and Montauk peoples
    in the 1850′s. This is how the Shinnecock Hills Golf Course, The Long Island
    Railroad, and the Hamptons exist by virtue of theft. If a tribe has had documented existence and Episcopal intervention since the 1750′s, how can they be viewed as casino pursuing as this uneducated wrtier states?
    Was there gaming in 1978 when the tribe wanted federal recognition?
    no. I work with a tribe of Christian Munsee people who also applied to the
    BIA that year but have a different route due to a termination act by Congress in 1897. I love how the thieves always call out the people
    they victimize but this has long been a conservative behavior. The Shinnecocks will be federally recognized long before conservatives
    have any sense of history and the disappearance of jealousy

  • Southern Plains

    Well my fellow Americanas, someone had to teach natives how to count cash, and it sure wasn’t Rush Limbaugh, Sarah Palin or Howdy Doody. I am glad that most of you Americans are now feeling the pinch of what its like to have big government crammed up your wigwams. The Casino card is such a lame venue to spew your traditional Americana ignoramic fecal rhetoric.

    After nearly 600 years of white privilege and fist waiving obscenities at England, France and the rest of the so-called inferior globe while blaming indigenous peoples, blacks, Asians, and currently intensified blame towards Mexicans, Hart is just another modern L Frank Baum continuing the road to Oz where Democracy hides behind a curtain and capitalism floats back to Kansas without it poor little tribe of American Anglos repeating, “there’s no place like someone else’s home, there’s no place like someone else’s home!”

    Most of you conservative spots on this map don’t even remember that it was Reagan and Nixon whom afforded Natives the rights to gaming and returning sacred lands, so before you blow a conservative piston hating on liberals and Obama, do some research and get out more often to see the world for what it is. Native Americans have not had their day in court nor their rights honored for over 500 years.

    Non-Indians feel a little loss of privilege and liberty and you’de think they ran out of white toilet paper to stain brown.

    Do what most Native Americans have done for over 500 years. Join the military and fight a war not of your making, get a job off the reservation, pay taxes for someone else’s community, go to someone else’s church and pray to someone else’s god, go to a college or fraternity where you are banned, open a business without BIG GOVERNMENT breathing down your neck and vote for a politician that will never serve your community.

    If you wussies, Hart included, can accomplish this for at least the remainder of President Obama’s term, then you can call yourselves patriots, until then, my indigenous people have you beaten by a few centuries!

    Oh, and another thing, 500 years is a very long time to be living rent free and if Americans cannot see the eviction notice hanging on the door, perhaps the earth has not spoken loud enough!