In other throwing-people-through-plate-glass-windows news, super-deadly rhetorical ninja Spencer Ackerman still has no comment on why he advocates lying about Obama’s opponents to stop their criticism. Fortunately for him, the torch has been picked up by Twitter’s “Frackerman,” who is not Spencer Ackerman but an uncannily accurate glass-smashing simulation. Seriously, don’t click this link if there’s any glass in the room because IT WILL GET THE S*** SHATTERED OUT OF IT.
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