Here’s a repeat from last November:
Katie Couric might be the best journalist ever
Ah, yes. Katie’s gravitas-laden ode to journalistic impartiality brings to mind that other beloved classic:
Katie Couric was looking for guys to butt-rub;
![kcWTF1](https://dailycaller.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/kcWTF1.jpg)
But the gentlemen found her too haggard and squat,
So she showed some young ladies that “It” she’s still got;
![kcWTF2](https://dailycaller.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/kcWTF2.jpg)
She stuck out her buttocks like eggs in a basket,
While poor Walter Cronkite did flips in his casket;
![kcWTF3](https://dailycaller.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/kcWTF3.jpg)
The Bump, the Electric Slide, and the Lambada,
It was Couric: 53, Dignity: Nada;
![kcWTF4](https://dailycaller.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/kcWTF4.jpg)
She chirped with a giggle, her arms and legs flailin’,
“You’d never see this from that redneck slut Palin!”
![kcWTF5](https://dailycaller.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/kcWTF5.jpg)
Then I heard her exclaim as she threw back her drink,
“I make more than you all! Incidentally, I stink.”