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Now Keith Olbermann has nobody else to blame for his ‘Special Comments’

It’s long been suspected that Olbermann writes those stupid things himself, and now there’s visual proof:

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THRILL! as Keith allows himself a gentle smile at his own wit and insight!

GASP! as Keith pauses over a subtle-but-integral word choice that lesser minds — including the vast majority of the viewing public — could never appreciate!

WONDER! at Keith’s misguided belief that his pompous babbling somehow becomes meaningful when boomed out with his very best frowny face!

Yuck. The only “leaning forward” going on is America reaching for the remote.

(Hat tip: Mediaite)

P.S. “Now is not the time to build fences around our freedom. Now is the time to emancipate our culture from the fear of losing it.” What does that even mean? It must mean something, or else Keith wouldn’t be scowling so grimly. Maybe it’s in code. Maybe if you take the first letter of each word… NINTTTBFAOFNITTTEOCFTFOLI. Hmm, nope. It couldn’t be just a bunch of horsecrap that’s supposed to sound portentous but barely qualifies as an actual thought, could it? Who’d be dumb enough to throw this much money behind that?

P.P.S. Check out the first draft.

  • SCGirl

    ….That was so pretentious that it was funny.

  • bigdave

    DEAR KEITH: YOU HAVE PROVEN TO BE A MENTAL DEFECTIVE IN EVERY WAY. LET ME GIVE YOU A HINT; THE CULTURE OF THE USA “IS NOT SOCIALISM”…DID YOU GET THAT SPORT, YOU INSANE OBAMA/TAXPAYER PAID LYING HACK! YOU ARE LIKE A LITTLE LIZZARD WHICH IS ONLY SEEN OCCASIONALLY, AND WHEN YOU ARE SEEN OR UNFORTUNATELY HEARD, PEOPLE BEGIN TO HAVE THE DRY HEAVES! THE “CULTURE” OF AMERICA IS “TO BECOME AN AMERICAN”! WHICH IS TO BELIEVE IN OUR LANGUAGE, OUR BORDERS , OUR FREEDOM , OUR CAPITALISM(WHICH CHINA NOW HAS!), OUR BELIEF IN AND TRUST IN GOD , AND A BROTHERHOOD WHICH EXISTS(OR DID EXIST PRE-LIBTURDS)NO WHERE ELSE! THE PENDULUM HAS BEGUN TO SWING IN THE OTHER DIRECTION AND SOON HOPEFULLY WE WILL SEE THE END OF LIBERALSIM(A MENTAL DISORDER).

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  • arhooley

    >>GASP! as Keith pauses over a subtle-but-integral word choice that lesser minds — including the vast majority of the viewing public — could never appreciate!

    “Emancipate” has FOUR syllables, while “liberate” has only THREE. That makes it 25% more smarter!!!!

    But, uh, sarcasm off, the correct word is actually “liberate.” A slave who has been liberated has not necessarily been emancipated. By using “emancipate,” Olbermann has mistakenly suggested that the chains on our thinking have been imposed by some legitimate authority or process.

    • minicapt

      33%, unless you’re using Keith O math.

      Cheers

  • mallard

    Hahaha In this day and age, Keith doesn’t know how to type. Hunt and Peck, baby!

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  • denisestr

    You know…..you see his lips moving, but nothing but crap comes out. I wish he’d step in front of his office window and lean forward….reeeeeeal far.