Coast Guard rescues man on Suisun Bay’s Roe Island

(11-22) 18:58 PST CONCORD — What appeared to be a harrowing story of survival emerged from Suisun Bay on Monday – that of a wayward rafter who spent five days stranded on a deserted island nibbling on vitamins and native plants and fashioning a crude “SOS” sign until the U.S. Coast Guard rescued him.

But after returning to shore, Brian “Goat Man” Hopper added a twist to the tale. He admitted that he failed to make use of a key piece of equipment during his stay on Roe Island north of Concord: a cellular telephone.

“I was embarrassed to be stranded on an island,” Hopper, a 54-year-old artist from Encino (Los Angeles County), told The Chronicle. “I thought I could fix my boat and make it to land. … I didn’t want to spend the taxpayers’ money to have the Coast Guard come rescue some stupid guy.”

But on Monday morning, the Coast Guard did collect Hopper on a 25-foot boat after receiving a call from one of his friends – a man Hopper had telephoned directly.

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  • theslowrider

    Mommy is gonna cut his allowance in half and start making him mow the front AND back yards for a whole month! Maybe we can get him a state government job for a couple hundred grand per year!

  • nilbog

    Dumb enough to be called “goat man” yet smart and responsible enough to understand that the state is not your daddy.

  • BillyShaft

    You know what?

    I like this guy. Independent and conscientious.

    Not like the narcissistic bush-hippies here in Utah who will go climb a mountain with nothing but a bag of gorp; oh, and a cell phone so that they can call for search and rescue air support.