The doctor said to, honey: staring at breasts improves heart health

GERMANY (FOX 25 / MyFoxBoston.com) – Guys, listen up. A new study says it is actually healthy to stare at a woman’s breasts.

Five-hundred men participated in the German study. Half were told to refrain from looking at breasts for five years, the other half were told to ogle them daily.

The study found the men who stared at breasts more often showed lower rates of heart problems, a lower resting heart rate and lower blood pressure.

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  • koblog

    I like the commenter elsewhere (quoted by Glenn Reynolds) who said something along the lines of “I don’t care if the study is a hoax. There is consensus. The science is settled!”

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  • Swen

    Great news! If this is true I should live forever!

  • truebearing

    Why do I feel compelled to build a rack out of boulders to hold stacked melons today? Before I start I’ll do some push-ups, then have a nip….

    • toomuchinfo

      It’s the visuals, my brother. I still visit the Florida tittie fight story twice a day. It’s filed up above under crime. And thanks for the pix, DC. You guys have really won me over, and I hardly ever visit the DR anymore.

      • toomuchinfo

        PS. Like moths to flame, they know we don’t stand a chance. Tractor beams.

        • truebearing

          Ah yes, the yin and yang of our dualistic planet….softness generates hardness.

          • toomuchinfo

            You are very wise, Master Bearing. In the future, I will spend more time listening to you, instead of training to master debating.

          • toomuchinfo

            Change 2 to 4, please. Thank you.

    • clw

      OMG are you boys still here?!

      My goodness. Thank heavens MEN don’t have big breasts. The world would come to a complete standstill. They would be completely “self-absorbed”. LOL!!

      • toomuchinfo

        You just want more attention, don’t you, you naughty girl. Well, I’m the guy to give it to you. And believe me when I say my side’s quite absorbed with our standard equipment. No need for options.

        TB’s been making me reach. It’s a lot of fun sparring with him. And we seem to have driven off that troll. Woo-hoo!

        Now off to dinner, so you guys just chill for awhile.

        • clw

          Oooooh!!! Just messin’ with you two cuz you’re fun!

          • toomuchinfo

            And how fares my beautiful lady on this gentle morn? Did she peacefully rest, while in the dearth of her keen and insightful wit, we lowly knaves grovled, ape like in the need of her shining beacon of hope to pursue and cherish?

            (What a treat to have you for myself, if just for a treasured moment. No other suitors or traitors, on the field or cusp. Dear Lady, it is just us!)