Just kidding, laugh out loud. Congratulations to Prince Whozit and Princess Whatsername, who should finally be married already by the time you read this. Every dying empire needs its superfluous figureheads, and they’re more attractive than most. Well, one of them is, anyway.
Yay. Everybody dance.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBo0LLlKu5Q