Remember them? From way back when everybody thought Arnold was an arrogant, egomaniacal imbecile? We need them now more than ever, and I never thought I’d say that about anything involving Kevin Nealon.
Please come back, Hans & Franz. We flabby, puny girlymen need you to lead us through this desolate [CLAP] post-Arnold wasteland.
P.S. Arnold called Hans & Franz his “cousins.” Or so we thought. He was actually saying “co-sons.” He was acknowledging paternity.