DC Trawler

White t-shirts are racist because, um, shut up

KION-TV in Soquel, CA reports:

Well, they’re white kids, except for the one who’s not white. And they’re wearing white. That’s (whiteness x 2) – 1. I call that a formula for racism. What more do they need to do, put on white hoods? Duh!

Remember: An accusation of racism is its own proof. The more you protest it, the more real it becomes to those who are more enlightened than you.

Enjoy the next 18 months…