Here’s Jonathan May-Bowles, AKA Jonnie Marbles, AKA Piechild McWeeniearm, talking to some dumb limey podcast about his disastrous attempt to throw an object at Rupert Murdoch:
I couldn’t listen to those voices for more than 30 seconds, but according to the commenters at Biased BBC, May-Bowles described the process of making the shaving-cream pie as being like “a film in which a man assembles a sniper rifle.” It’s good to see the New Civility has crossed the pond.
And then there’s this delightful tidbit, when May-Bowles was asked if he had any regrets:
“I’d have got him right in the face rather than getting his shirt.”
Ha ha ha! Ha ha, ha ha ha! Ahhhhhh… Well, he should be glad he didn’t, or the last thing he’d have seen would be his still-beating heart slowly squeezed in Wendi Deng’s impeccably manicured hand. He who throws and goes astray lives to be utterly mediocre another day.
(Hat tip: Everybody’s second-favorite Australian, Tim Blair)