A warning to college parents and grandparents

If you’re a parent or grandparent with a child heading off to college later this month, beware: College isn’t what it used to be.

Whether your own college experience was more like The Paper Chase or Animal House, you can be sure that today’s campuses are neither. Instead, your tuition and tax dollars are funding an ever-growing army of bureaucrats that police everything from free speech to dating. Administrators now outnumber faculty on our nation’s campuses, and even students’ innermost thoughts are subject to their oversight. Each year, the college experience gets closer to that of a TSA line at the airport — but one that you have to live in for four years.

One popular approach colleges take is to write policies so broad that virtually every student on campus is guilty of something. Not coincidentally, that leaves college administrators free to choose to punish anyone that they have reason to dislike.

Speech codes are one example of this. Columbia, for example, deems “offensive conduct or comments” to be sexual harassment. Is it possible for anyone to live in one place for four years without making a comment that someone could find offensive? Northern Illinois University bans “Intentional and wrongful use of words, gestures and actions to annoy, alarm, abuse, embarrass, coerce, intimidate or threaten another person.” NIU’s students, if this absurd and unconstitutional code were widely known across campus, would most likely respond with their own annoying or alarming gestures. But most students don’t find out about a college’s speech code until they’re brought up on charges for violating it.

Sex and dating can also land students in a world of trouble that few students would ever suspect exists. While campuses are rightfully concerned about sexual assault, some colleges have decided to define even normal (if perhaps unwise) collegiate behavior as a kind of “sexual misconduct.” Princeton, for example, absurdly says that you can’t consent to sex if you are merely “under the influence” of alcohol. Not drunk — just “under the influence.” This goes for both partners, rendering huge numbers of students the unwitting rapists of one another. Even married students, if they both drink a glass of wine before a romantic interlude, are guilty under Princeton’s rules of sexually assaulting one another. These kinds of rules are not only foolish; they are damaging the credibility of campus administrators working to stop actual sexual assault.

In April, the federal Department of Education’s Office for Civil Rights made the situation even worse by mandating that campus courts use a “preponderance of the evidence” standard — meaning that it must be only slightly more likely than not that a person is guilty — to determine if students are to be punished for sexual harassment or assault.

Unjust policies like this can ruin a student’s academic career. Take Caleb Warner, a student at the University of North Dakota who was accused of sexual assault and found guilty by the university based on that “more likely than not” standard. But when the local police finished their investigation, they charged not Warner but his accuser with lying to them about being assaulted, and issued a warrant for her arrest. Despite this development, UND refused to even reconsider the guilty finding for an entire year.

Stanford University recently lowered its evidence standard from “beyond a reasonable doubt” (the standard used in criminal cases) to “preponderance of the evidence” right in the middle of a student’s sexual assault case. He was found guilty of violating Stanford’s Princeton-like rule about drinking and sex. The verdict was unsurprising considering that Stanford’s “training” for student jurors included advice that acting “persuasive and logical” is a sign of an abuser, and that “everyone should be very, very cautious in accepting a man’s claim that he has been wrongly accused of abuse or violence.”

Stacking the deck like this would never pass muster in a real court; imagine how unfair it is when the jury only needs to be 50.01% certain someone is guilty.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1718663238 Bonnie Young

    We wish our grandson, Chris the very, very best as he begins his studies at UWM in a few weeks..May God bless and keep you in his care.

  • goodguy

    Good. College administrations are doing a lot of good to this generation and the next by clamping down on nefarious behavior. The  college is a temple of knowledge and education, to be duly revered. 

  • http://twitter.com/whatitism dennis ward

    Mr Shibley is obviously a grad of obama socialism 101 with honors and an ultra liberal to the bone. Seven out of ten students shouldn’t even be taking up space in colleges and wouldn’t be if it wasn’t for the hundreds of billions of dollars in grants and student loans that will never be paid back. It would be generous to say three out of ten students are there for the education. When the education bubble finally breaks or should I say ex plodes then maybe people will see what a huge scam our institutions of higher learning have become.

  • Anonymous

    This is reason #5,456 why I’m glad I never had kids.

  • Anonymous

    According to Stanford University, “acting “persuasive and logical” is a sign of an abuser…”

    That kind of puts them at odds with their own School of Law.  Unless they’re trying to warn us that all of their brightest graduating students have committed some sort of sexual abuse…

  • Anonymous

    The university is now there to make sure your son takes it up the arse every which way possible.

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  • Guest

    Attention parents, your child’s moral standards and ability to make good decisions are formed long before he attends college. Don’t blame it on the college. Blame it on yourselves.

    • Anonymous

       ‘Don’t blame it on the college….”

      Blame what?  Are you assuming that all male college students are guilty of sexual assault? 

      This article is about the erosion of one of the most fundamental laws of these United States–that everyone is presumed INNOCENT until proven otherwise.

      The DOE and its evil minions are telling Universities across the US that they can and should preach that students have no inherent rights and that no one is innocent–rather than espousing and embracing all that makes our country great.  Instead of teaching our youth that the future is theirs for the taking and that they can be whatever they wish to be, our children are being told they must all worship the graven god of Bureaucracy at the alter of Big Brother.

      This is exactly the opposite of what ‘higher learning’ is supposed to be.

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