This week’s edition includes quips about Tuesday’s GOP primary debate, Herman Cain’s 9-9-9 plan and #depressingsitcoms:
10) kevin_nealon: Michael Jackson’s over-dose from Propofol should be a real wake up call.
9) stevebeste: Welcome Back Cancer #depressingsitcoms
8) jtLOL: Dr. Katz, Professional Rapist #depressingsitcoms
7) MikeRiggs: The rest of the table is listening to Newt Gingrich the way I listen to my gaga when she tells me a story for the 11th time: Patiently.
6) philipaklein: Perry makes Pawlenty look like a world champion debater.
5) daveweigel: Three cameramen were standing by stage for Cain. For Newt: Three fewer cameramen. #VVS11
4) morningmoneyben: “Diff’rent Stroke Victims” #depressingsitcoms
3) jonlovett: In 10 minutes, Rick Perry is going to be sitting at this table in an empty auditorium asking when the debate starts.
2) andylevy: You guys, I don’t want to brag, but I think I totally figured out Herman Cain’s debit card PIN
1) BorowitzReport: If your drinking game was based on the number 9 you would now be dead. #GOPDebate