DC Trawler

As if the robberies, rapes, fistfights, arson, squatting, vandalism, knocking down old ladies, and other forms of peaceful protest weren’t enough, now the Occupy movement can lay claim to another glorious achievement: the spread of bodily parasites.

Say it with me, everybody: Just like the Tea Party!

But at least it gives these delightful young people an excuse to nitpick…

(Hat tip: Gateway Pundit)

P.S. Elsewhere at Occupy Portland: One of the leaders of tomorrow handcuffs his arm inside a barrel full of cement. He brags about how it’s impossible to remove him from the park where he’s squatting, and then he’s asked how he’s going to get his arm out: “Um… that’s… you know, we’ll cross that bridge when we come to it.”

If these Occupiers want to redistribute some wealth from the evil capitalists, they should charge $5 to throw a baseball at this kid’s head.

P.P.S. Meanwhile, in Occupied Oakland:

“Hold the pickle, hold the lettuce, hold it all or you’ll upset us!”