This week’s edition focuses on fake and fictional character twitter handles. Enjoy.
10. oprahwinfry: My “friend” Gayle quit her show on my network! bit.ly/rX61GE Hope you like your new job at CBS. P.S. The freebies stop NOW. #steamed
9. big_ben_clock: BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG
8. Nick_Nolte: What happened to the three-speedball lunch? This town was great once.
7. orangeoscar: Hey @RNC that national debt clock is crazy. Is there a comparable on keeping track of @newtgingrich marriages?
6. DRUNKHULK: NO CARE WHO HEWITT IS! OR WHY JENNIFER LOVE HIM!
5. rickperryfacts: Nagasaki never actually had any bomb dropped on it. Rick Perry jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
4.FakeAPStylebook: Tabloids! Headlines to consider for this week: “Do’hPa,” “A big Pa-turd-o,” “We trivialize everything.”
3. Queen_UK: Pens down people. It’s gin o’clock. Easy on the tonic. #ginoclock
2. FakeAPStylebook: Only put one space after a period unless you’re Jewish, in which case put an extra space for the prophet Elijah.
1. PimpBillClinton: Don’t give your kids a hard time if they’re into Harry Potter because at least you don’t have to worry about them having premarital sex.