Top ten: Santa’s sexy helpers [SLIDESHOW]

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Betsi Fores
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While chestnuts roast on an open fire and Jack Frost nips at your nose, the anticipation of Santa Claus coming to town may make it difficult to focus. While St. Nick’s hundreds of elves are hard at work making toys, good — and bad — boys and girls can get a little distracted.

Whether or not you hear a “Ho, Ho, Ho” on your rooftop this December, here’s a little reminder about Santa’s real helpers: our favorite dancing sugar plums who make a long winter’s snog worth having.

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  • These elves can don whatever kind of gay apparel they want. Just don't tell Mrs. Claus.
  • If you play your cards right, you just might find yourself under some mistletoe with this little helper.
  • When the Houston Texans Cheerleaders shake their jingle bells around the football field, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas!
  • This elf has two very special gifts to share. Care to unwrap them?
  • Throwback time: "O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree, how lovely are your decorators?" Somebody nudge Norman Rockwell.
  • It wouldn't be Christmas without the Rockettes bring eye-high kicks -- and naughty smiles -- to everyone at Radio City Music Hall.
  • God rest ye, merry gentlemen, let nothing you dismay ... For sultry models only dress like this on Christmas Day ...
  • Do you see what we see? The Atlanta Falcons are 7-4, but their cheerleaders can make even the most die-hard fan forget about the playoffs.
  • Fur trim? Check. Enough heat to melt icicles? Check. Naughty or nice? Who cares?
  • Leave it to the WWE to leave us dreaming of a submission hold. Any takers?

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