Dang, that place looks awesome.
Hey, wait a minute. How come she gets to go but I don’t? It’s not fair that she has so much more than I do. It’s like I’m part of a certain percentage of the population, and she’s part of a much, much smaller percentage of the population. What’s up with that, Mrs. Obama? Don’t you think that when you spread the wealth around, it’s good for everybody?
Just kidding. It only counts if you spread other people’s wealth around. It only counts if it’s involuntary. It only counts if it can be used as a weapon.
Besides, I can’t ski anymore anyway.
P.S. This one looks pretty good too: