I know, I know: “You should assign that phrase to a macro!” How do you know I didn’t?
You know what, though? I don’t think he was making a joke. I don’t think he understood why they were laughing. I’m not even sure he even knew what planet he was on. I can’t wait until he’s elected president in 2016.
Speaking of “Whew, glad Palin didn’t become VP,” here’s a lovely John Edwards tidbit from the NY Post:
John Edwards had some filthy words for mistress Rielle Hunter when he found out she was pregnant with his love child, it was revealed during the disgraced former North Carolina senator’s federal trial yesterday.
“He said that she was ‘a crazy slut,’ and it was a ‘one-in-three chance’ that it was his child,” testified former aide Andrew Young, who had to break the news to Edwards because Hunter couldn’t get in touch with him.
Who, this one? Crazy? Slut?
Just think: In an alternate universe where Kerry won in ’04 and somehow managed to get reelected, Edwards is running for president right now. And there’s an alternate version of you who’s thinking about voting for him.
Sucker!