Novocaine nightmare: Dentist pulls out all of ex-boyfriend’s teeth
If you recently dumped your girlfriend, D.D.S., it is probably a bad idea to go to her for a toothache and let her shoot you up with anesthetic — you could wake up with absolutely no teeth left in your head.
It may sound like some sort of sadistic scene out of one of the “Saw” movies, but unfortunately for one Polish guy, Marek Olszewski, this is reality.
Anna Mackowiak faces jail time after she numbed her ex’s mouth and pulled out every single one of his teeth.
“I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions,” Mackowiak told the Daily Mail. “But when I saw him lying there I just thought, ‘What a bastard.'”
Mackowiak then wrapped his mouth in bandages and simply walked away.
Olszewski didn’t realize that he was completely toothless. “When I got home I looked in the mirror and couldn’t fucking believe it. The bitch had emptied my mouth,” he said.
To add fuel to the fangless fire, Olszewski said that his new girlfriend didn’t want to be with someone who had no teeth so she dumped him.
Mackowiak is being investigated for medical malpractice and betraying the trust of a patient.
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