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Snoop Dogg performing in Norway in June. (Tor Erik Schroder/NTB scanpix, via Associated Press) Snoop Dogg performing in Norway in June. (Tor Erik Schroder/NTB scanpix, via Associated Press)  

Snoop Dogg won’t vote for Romney because ‘he’s a Mormon but ain’t got no hoes’

Renowned political scientist Snoop Dogg Snoop Lion this weekend laid out 10 reasons why he won’t vote for GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney, and 10 reasons why he will cast a vote for President Barack Obama this fall.

The rapper-turned-Rastafarian posted a handwritten list on his Instagram account, in which he made the incredibly poignant point that he won’t vote for Romney because “This muthafucka’s name is Mitt” — an important argument that seems to have escaped the political conversation this year.

The reggae artist also wrote that he won’t be voting for Romney because “He always interrupts and talks over people like he’s better than them.” Snoop warns that, “Bitch I will beat the shit out of you.”

By contrast, Snoop wrote that a good reason for voting for Obama is because “He’s hugged Beyonce before and sniffed her neck,” and most importantly, Snoop has “seen that n*gga hoop before and he got a jumper.” And we all know that the most important quality in a president is that “he mad cool yo.”

Snoop is equally impressed with the current first lady, as one of his reasons for re-electing Obama is because “Michelle got a fat ass.”

(Warning: Hilariously offensive language ahead that could offend if you have delicate sensibilities:)

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