With all the talk about Big Bird these days, you might start to doubt the seriousness of the Obama campaign. Well, put those doubts to rest, wingnuts:
Barack: She’s the boss when it comes to Bo. He likes me.
Michelle: Compared to me and the girls, your voice is so booming. When he’s with us, he jumps on the couch and sits on our lap. He always looks at Barack before he jumps on the couch. To figure out whether, “Is this guy gonna let me on the couch?” And you usually do.
B: I… eventually. Not on the bed, though.
M: When he’s there.
B: And when I’m not there… Softie here, he cuddles up with her.
M: Yeah.
Awww, ain’t that cute?
As J.P. Friere points out, Bo has better security than an American ambassador.
By the way: Obama eats dogs.
Bo doesn’t look at Barack to see if he can get on the couch. He looks at Barack to see if he can stay out of the oven.