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10 best fictional drug dealers in movies and TV [SLIDESHOW]

There has been a lot of talk about the pros and cons of California and Colorado legalizing marijuana. But what of the drug dealers in these states? Who is thinking about them?

There’s been a lot of talk about high unemployment rates, but no one seems too concerned about the poor drug dealers who could lose their jobs with marijuana being legal and all.

The Daily Caller decided to raise a glass — or in this case a joint — to our favorite fictional drug dealers in TV and movies who stole our hearts and our brain cells.

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  • Harry Goldfarb (Jared Leto) from (and really all the characters) from "Requiem of a Dream": "Ma? Ya on uppers?"
  • Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob (Kevin Smithrom) from "Clerks":  Jay: "I'm not dealin', man. What you talkin' about?  Pothead: "Hey, you got anything, man?" Jay: "Yeah, what you want?"
  • Lance (Eric Stoltz) from "Pulp Fiction": "Now, my shit, I'll take the Pepsi challenge with that Amsterdam shit, any day of the fuckin' week."
  • Dante (Peter Dante) from" Grandma's Boy": "It's called the Brown Bomber...Because when you smoke it you get so stoned that you shit your pants!"                          
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  • Walter White (Bryan Cranston) and Jesse Pinkman (Aaron Paul) from "Breaking Bad":   "You may know a lot about chemistry man but you don't know jack about slangin' dope". -Jessie Pinkman  "Sitting around, smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos and masturbating do not constitute 'plans.'"- Walter White 
"You may know a lot about chemistry man but you don't know jack about slangin' dope". -Jessie Pinkman

"Sitting around, smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos and masturbating do not constitute 'plans.'"- Walter White.
  • Ron Slater (Rory Cochrane) from "Dazed and Confused": "Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man."
  • Saul Silver (James Franco) from "Pineapple Express": "Look, only reason I started selling pot is so I could put my bubbeh in a nice retirement home."
  • Tony Montana (Al Pacino) from "Scarface": "I'm Tony Montana! You fuck with me, you fuckin' with the best!"
  • George Jung (Johnny Depp) in "Blow": "Danbury wasn't a prison, it was a crime school. I went in with a Bachelor of marijuana, came out with a Doctorate of cocaine."
  • Nancy Botwin (Mary-Louise Parker) from the HBO series "Weeds": "I'm not a dealer, I'm a mother who happens to distribute illegal products through a sham bakery set up by my ethically questionable CPA and his crooked lawyer friend."

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