As the nation continues to reel from the shocking news of former CIA Director David Petraeus’ sex scandal, The Daily Caller has been taken aback by something even more surprising: the fact that he managed to get with such a pretty girl in the first place.
The scary — or promising, depending how you look at it — part is, beautiful women apparently flock to high-powered ugly men en masse. From the Hollywood red carpet to the NFL football field, attractive women keep partnering with their much less attractive male counterparts, resulting in oddly entertaining pairings for us all to enjoy.
How these frightful men snagged such beautiful bombshells, the world may never know. Bring on the beauty and the beasts!