Back in 2006, Time magazine made “You” their Person of the Year. And you — meaning you personally, not the Time version of “You” — probably thought that was the silliest, most solipsistic candidate they could’ve possibly picked.
You were right. Until now.
I just voted for her. Oh, you don’t think so? You don’t think she qualifies? Well, just look at her list of accomplishments:
- She demanded free stuff.
- Rush Limbaugh called her a rude name.
- Obama called to make sure she was okay.
Person of the Year? More like Person of the Millennium.
Besides, consider it a protest vote. You know Obama’s going to win, because Time doesn’t want people thinking they’re racists.
(Hat tip: Stephen Green)