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10 things everyone should do before the Mayan apocalypse [SLIDESHOW]

If the Mayans were right, the end of the world will be here in just a few weeks’ time.

Get out there and enjoy some of the best this planet has to offer – while it still exists!

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  • Go to an amusement park and ride roller coasters all day like a BAMF.  Apologize to no one.
  • Have glorious, glorious sex with this woman.
  • Get that Def Leppard tattoo you've always wanted.  Hell, put it on your face and wear it like a champ!
  • Take a Lamborghini on a "test drive" and drive 80 mph on the thruway while listening to Bohemian Rhapsody at full volume.
  • Grab a $20 bill and go to Taco Bell and feast like a king for your final meal.
  • Head to Vegas and spend an entire paycheck at a casino.  Or strip club.
  • Tell your boss what you REALLY think of him (or her!).
  • Get drunk enough to bear freezing temperatures and skinny dip in the reflecting pool on the National Mall in DC.
  • Take a segway tour of a new city.  People will judge you, but hey - just remind yourself that they'll all be dead in a couple days and enjoy the ride!
  • Find the most attractive woman at the bar and use a cheesy pick-up line for the fun of it.  Recommended: "I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?"

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