Jack Lew, President Obama’s chief of staff and his reported pick to replace Timothy Geithner as Secretary of the Treasury, has worse handwriting than a two year old with a crayon.
Lew’s horrible, Slinky of a signature would appear on all new United States paper currency if selected to the post.
If he becomes Secretary of the Treasury, Lew would probably have to go to handwriting finishing school like Geithner did to improve the legibility of his John Hancock.
That would be too bad for his kids, since it’s probably really easy for them to forge their dad’s signature, which is an incredibly invaluable skill come high school.
(h/t NY Mag)