DC Trawler

The guy who wants to grab your guns will be protected for life by men with guns, on your dime

First, let’s look back at the demented ravings of a gun-worshipping lunatic:

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Get a load of this idiot. “The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun”? Yeah, whatever. Nice try, wingnut. Guns don’t make people safer. Everybody knows that more guns can only mean more crime. Duh!

Oh, you need proof? Alright, teabagger, read the following. It’s okay, you can sound out the words if you need to.

Alex Pappas reports:

President Barack Obama signed a bill into law on Thursday guaranteeing himself Secret Service protection for the rest of his life.

White House press secretary Jay Carney said Obama signed the “Former Presidents Protection Act of 2012” on Thursday. The law affects Obama, former President George W. Bush and future presidents, who under current law would only be protected for 10 years after leaving office.

And do you think those Secret Service agents will be carrying guns? Of course not, stupid. They’ll fend off attackers with disapproving glances and subtle putdowns about their footwear.

Now stop yammering about your “rights.” We’re not interested in your Second Amenity or whatever it’s called. Just shut up.

Shut. UP.