Elisha Cuthbert is the hottest woman on TV [SLIDESHOW]

While Kate Upton is getting lots of attention for freezing her ass of for the most recent Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, she may have some competition with the latest hot blonde on the cover of a men’s magazine.

Remember when Elisha Cuthbert was a thing back in the early aughts, after she starred as a porn star in “Girl Next Door” and Jack Bauer’s daughter on “24”? Now she’s back on the ABC comedy “Happy Endings,” a series that may or may not continue to air, because hardly anyone watches it.

Cuthbert posed as a modern-day pinup girl for the March issue of Maxim magazine and was named the most beautiful woman on television.

If this doesn’t get people watching “Happy Endings,” nothing will.

(All photos via Hollywood Rag)

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  • Elisha looks like Kate Upton in this photo, but we're pretty sure nobody will complain about that.
  • Remember that time she played a porn star in "Girl Next Door"? Good times.
  • If you thought you had a chance with her, you don't. Elisha is engaged to Canadian hockey player Dion Phaneuf.
  • You can, however, blame her for being a hockey fan. That is a choice one makes.
  • So she's from Canada, but don't blame her. It wasn't her fault.
  • Maxim is so clever! Get it -- "Happy Endings Everyone!" -- because of the sex thing?

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