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Matt Damon tries to start a movement by stopping his movements

Matt Damon… [pause while everybody gets the Team America quotes out of their system] …ahem. Yes, Matt Damon has had an obsession with toilets ever since Promised Land went down one. Now he’s bringing his deft comedic timing and complete lack of shame to yet another feel-good cause, and for once it seems like a good one:

Seems like everybody wants to talk about water today. Matt Damon wants your money to help people get it, and his fellow libs want to focus on Marco Rubio having a sip of it to distract you from how they’re wasting your money.

(Hat tip: ABC News)