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The do’s and don’ts of how to spend your sad, single Valentine’s Day [SLIDESHOW]

Do you find yourself without a valentine this February 14? Does this make you feel worthless? Do you envision yourself dying alone on your deathbed?

Even if you are worthless and are probably going to die alone, Valentine’s Day shouldn’t exacerbate that feeling, since it is a pretty dumb holiday, regardless if you’re been married for 10 years or single for 30.

But if you should you find yourself feeling a little blue this Thursday, here are some do’s and don’ts of how to spend your evening.

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