Anne Hathaway accepted her first Academy Award for her role in Les Miserables Sunday night, but nobody cared because everyone was thinking about her nipples.
Hathaway walked the red carpet in a pale pink, backless Prada dress with conspicuously placed pleats around her breast area. Clearly, the actress was not wearing a bra because of, you know, the whole backless situation.
Her nips were such a popular topic that they even have their own Twitter account now. They are even a little pretentious: “We’d just like to point out that we won Best Supporting Actress without *any* support.”
But was the dress so pale that you could actually see the nipples, thus making them Not Safe For Work let alone a family-friendly ABC broadcast? Let’s analyze, shall we?
Straight on headlights:
From the right side:
And the left:
Anne Hathaway’s nipples after winning an Oscar:
And Anne Hathaway’s nipples hugging some dude: